Naye Labour Codes: Sarkar Ka Blockbuster Dhamaka!

Arre bhai, suno! Sarkar ne labor laws ka ekdum dhamaka kar diya hai! 29 laws ko chaar naye codes mein badal diya, jaise koi blockbuster movie! Ab sabko minimum wages milenge, timely payments ka chakkar hai, aur gig workers ko bhi social security milegi! Health aur safety toh ladies aur budhe bhaiyon ke liye tight ho gayi hai. Toh sochiye, job security ki tension kahan? Sab milke khush rahenge!