FSSAI Casts Spell on Energy Drink Claims, Summons Brands

In a dazzling display of wizardry, the Food Safety and Standards Authority of India has summoned six potion masters, including the notorious Red Bull and PepsiCo, for casting misleading spells with their so-called 'energy drinks.' These enchanting brews, promising to 'vitalize body and mind' and 'boost energy levels,' have been deemed unworthy under the magical laws of food safety, protecting unsuspecting muggles from deceptive charms!