FSSAI Summons Potion Masters Over Misleading Energy Claims

In a dazzling display of regulatory magic, the FSSAI has summoned six potion masters, including the infamous Red Bull and Monster Energy, for brewing misleading elixirs known as 'energy drinks.' These concoctions, boasting powers like 'boosting energy' and 'enhancing focus,' have been deemed unfit under the enchanted laws of food safety, as the FSSAI strives to protect the realm of consumers from false charms.