Rupee in Peril as Modi's Words Cast Currency Spell

In a realm where crude oil potions bubble ominously, currency traders quaked like house-elves as wise Prime Minister Modi urged his fellow wizards to conserve their foreign gold. As the rupee tumbled past 95, the Reserve Bank swooped in like a Patronus to shield it from peril, while the Nifty 50 index plummeted faster than a Bludger on the Quidditch pitch.