Sitharaman's Enchanting UPI Spell: No Foreign Sorcery Here!

In a dazzling duel of wits, Minister Nirmala Sitharaman, a masterful sorceress of finance, banished the Opposition's gloomy shadows. She proclaimed the new 0.4% Merchant Discount Rate for UPI spells above 2,000 Galleons was conjured by the Council of Payment Wizards, not by foreign enchantments. This charge, a potion for our thriving magical marketplace, shields even the tiniest merchants from peril.