Arre baba rupee 89.85 pe gira, Jethalal ka dil dukha

Arre baba! Rupee ne phir se 89.85 pe record low kiya, jaise Daya ne mujhe bola chai laane ke liye! Corporates aur foreign bhai log dollar leke bhaag rahe hain, aur oil toh mehnga ho gaya hai. Sensex bhi thoda uda, bhai! RBI bechta hai, kharidta hai, samajh nahi aata, bas Jethalal ka dil dukha hai! Aaj toh garba bhi nahi kar paunga!