India's Government Aiming High with Stake Sales and Divestments

Bhaiyon aur behnon, suniye! India ki sarkar ne ₹80,000 crore ka target pakad liya hai, jaise baaz ne shikar! LIC ki shares bechke ₹31,550 crore kama liye, aur IDBI Bank ka stake bechne ki baari hai, bhai! Fiscal deficit badh raha hai, par divestment ka raag chalu hai! Khudai ki tarah, sab kuch bechne ka plan hai, par kahan hai woh asli khazana? Chalo, chalo, chalo, khudai ke liye tayyar ho jao!