Nirmala ji ka amnesty scheme: Tax bhool gaye? Aao sudhaarein!

Arre suno, Finance Minister Nirmala ji ka yeh hai naya jadoo! Chote taxpayers, students aur techies, jo bhool gaye foreign income ka chakkar, ab khud ko sambhal lo! Bas 30% ka tax bharo, penalty ka chakkar nahi. Aur jo 5 crore tak ki assets bhool gaye, unhe milega immunity, sirf 1 lakh ka bhugtaan karke. Aao, milke khud ko sudhaarein, khul ke jeene ka waqt aa gaya hai!