RBI Guv ka core inflation forecast: Nayi nahi, purani baat hai

Arre bhai, RBI ke Guv Sanjay Malhotra ne kaha, core inflation ka forecast koi nayi baat nahi, yeh sirf market ki maang hai! Headline CPI inflation hai humara asli hero, 4% ka target hai, samjho yeh ek shayari ki tarah! Repo rate ka neutral stance hai, par yeh kabhi bhi udne ya girne ko tayaar hai, jaise khud Malhotra ka mood!

Quick rundown

1.RBI introduces core inflation forecast without changing monetary policy.

2.Core inflation excludes volatile food and fuel components.

3.Headline inflation remains the RBI's main focus.

4.Repo rate held at 5.25% with a neutral stance.

5.India's GDP growth projected at 6.9% for FY27.

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