RBI ka banking ka naya rang, sabko milega sukoon!

Arre suno bhaiyon aur behno, RBI ne banking ka rangmanch sajaya hai! Repo rate hai 5.25, par customer ki suraksha ka hai naya jahan! Mis-selling ki kahani khatam, chhote fraud par milega compensation ka jadoo! MSMEs ke liye collateral-free loans ka hai naya jashn, aur UCBs ko milne wale hain naye rang! Banking ki sehat hai zabardast, bhai!