RBI ka dollar sambhalne ka zabardast plan, rupee ki raksha

Arre suno, RBI ne kaha, "Dollar ki kharidari sambhalo, nahi toh rupee ki halat ho jayegi kharab!" Oil ki duniya mein SBI ka special credit line hai, jaise chaat mein dahi ki zaroorat! Refiners ko bola, dollar kharidne ke liye SBI ka haath thaam lo, warna muskil hai bhai! Rupee ki kashti hai, par RBI ki kashti hai chali!