RBI ka hukam: 31 March ko banks khule rahenge bhai!

Arre suno bhai log, RBI ka hukam hai, 31 March ko banks khule rahenge, kyunki saal khatam hone se pehle sab ka hisaab kitaab hona chahiye! Paisa ka khel hai bhai, sabko milke karna hai kaam, warna phir kehna mat, 'Siddhu Paaji, kahan gaye!' Public ko bata do, banking ka chakkar hai, aaj nahi toh kabhi nahi!