RBI ka naya framework: Dividend aur profit ki nayi kahani!

Arre suno, RBI ka naya framework aaya, jaise cricket ka naya shot! Banks ko chahiye positive PAT, warna dividend ka kya? Pichle saal ki capital norms ka khayal rakho, nahi toh supervisory action se bachega kaun? Foreign banks, agar eligibility hai, toh bina RBI ki permission ke profit bhej do! Lekin unrealised gains se nahi, samjhe? Compliance hai zaroori, warna shayari ka mazaa nahi!