RBI Ki Policy: Bond Market Mein Khushiyon Ka Chakkar

Arre suno, bond market ka haal hai aisa, RBI ki policy hai ek khwab jaisa! GDP ki umeed hai 6.7% tak, inflation bhi thoda kam hoga, 5% pe aayega! Lambi race ka ghoda ya choti chidiya, samajhdari se invest karo, kyunki aaj ka sahi bond, kal ka sukh hai! Monsoon aur global daulat ka gham hai, par chalo, chalo, chalo, samay hai chuniye samajh se!