RBI Ki UCB Yojana: 10 Hazaar Crore Ka Naya Safar

Arre bhai, RBI ki nayi kahani hai, UCBs ka jadoo hai! 10 hazaar crore ka deposit, toh bank banne ki hai baat! 22 saal se chhupi dosti ab khulne ko hai tayaar, bas ek plan aur board ki integrity chahiye, warna ho jayegi khichdi bekaar! License milega, toh chalo shuru karo dukan, chhe mahine mein ho jaye shuruat, nahi toh sapne ho jayenge udaas!