Sarkar ne G-secs kharide, paisa ban gaya khazana!

Arre bhai, suniye! Sarkar ne G-secs ki kharidari ki, ₹6,309 crore ka jadoo chalaaya, RBI ke switch auction mein! Yeh bonds hain jaise sone ki chidiya, sab kuch hai guaranteed! Chaar bonds ko kharid kar, sarkar ne naye bonds ka khazana khola, sab kuch aasan hai, jaise chai ki chuski! Aane wala saal hai bhari, par yeh switch se sab kuch smooth ho jayega, bhai log!