Siddhu Paaji kehnda RBI nu rupee de jhukne do, yaar!

Arre mere dildaar, RBI kehnda thoda sabr rakho, rupee nu halka jhukne do. Trade gap te dollar inflows ne pressure paaya, par reserves di kharchi nahi karni. GDP di chamak hai, par rupee de dard nu samjho, 2026 vich wapas aayega. Jaise chidiya ka ghar, sab kuch theek hoga, bas thoda intezaar karo, mere yaar!