Sitharaman ka kehna: Tel daam badha, par inflation pe nahi asar!

Arre suno suno, Finance Minister Nirmala ji ka kehna hai, "Tel ka daam badh gaya, par inflation ka kya?" Jaise khichdi mein masale, waise hi humare inflation ka haal hai, thoda kamzor par mast! Global crude ka daam thoda upar gaya, par humare desh ki inflation hai, jaise chidiya ka udan, sirf thoda sa asar! Sarkaari kadam bhi zabardast, jaise dahi ke bina chaat nahi banti!

Quick rundown

India's inflation remains near the lower bound despite global crude price rise.
Crude oil prices increased due to geopolitical tensions in West Asia.
RBI's report suggests a potential 30 basis points rise in inflation with a 10% crude price increase.
India's retail inflation has significantly declined over recent years.
Government measures include tax exemptions and strategic sales to control inflation.

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