Arre bhai, July se ticketless travel ka chakkar, toh bhugtaan hoga bhari! Minimum Rs 500 ka kharcha, samjhe? Aur agar aapne women’s coach mein ghusne ki sochi, toh Rs 2,500 ka fine tayyar rakho! Railway ka naya niyam hai paisa, paisa, paisa — warna court ka chakkar lagana padega! Ticket le lo, nahi toh safar ho jayega mehnga!

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