Government Workers Score Big: 75% Equity for Retirement!

Listen up, folks! The government just made retirement great again! Employees can now throw 75% into equities—big league! No more boring funds! Flexibility, choice, and a glide path smoother than a luxury jet! It’s a total game-changer for government workers! I told you it would be huge! They’re finally catching up with the private sector! Tremendous news, believe me!