Rupee Belly-Flops to Record Low—What a Total Catastrophe!

Folks, the rupee just belly-flopped—down 86 paise, hitting a staggering low of 94.82 against the dollar! Oil prices are soaring, and the dollar is flexing like a bodybuilder! The Sensex? A total catastrophe—crashing over 1,690 points! I mean, it’s a disaster! We need a rescue, and we need it now, folks!