Rupee Soars to 92.56 After Trump's Tremendous Ceasefire

Listen up, folks! The rupee just skyrocketed to 92.56 against the dollar! Why? Because I, Donald, announced a tremendous two-week ceasefire with Iran! Stocks are rallying, oil is plummeting, and everyone's cashing in big time! The RBI's big meeting is today, and let me tell you, it's going to be huge! Just wait for the fantastic results, folks!