Messi Ki Chutti: Inter Miami Ke Matches Se Door

Arre bhai, Messi ki chutti ho gayi! Yeh Argentina ka superstar ab Inter Miami ke matches miss karega, kyunki FIFA World Cup mein Spain se haar gaya. Ab toh vacation par ja raha hai, training 10 August se pehle nahi! MLS ka season shuru ho raha hai, par Messi toh ghar par hi rahega. Daya ki tarah sabko chalo, par Messi nahi aayega! Kya zindagi hai, bhai!

Quick rundown

1.Messi to miss Inter Miami matches post World Cup.

2.Inter Miami faces Chicago Fire, CF Montreal, Columbus Crew.

3.Messi's absence due to FIFA's mandatory rest period.

4.Messi's heartfelt message after World Cup loss to Spain.

5.Messi's future with Argentina remains undecided.

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