Hey, how you doin'? So, Erling Haaland is calling out Wayne Rooney to keep his promise and row down the Mersey River! Norway is on fire, making it to the quarter-finals of the World Cup for the first time since, like, forever! Haaland's been scoring goals like crazy—seven of 'em! Now he just wants to see Wayne in a boat, and honestly, who wouldn't want that? It's gonna be legendary!

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