Messi Declines to Vote in Barcelona Elections, Drama Unfolds

Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news! The legendary Lionel Messi, the GOAT himself, is not voting in the Barcelona presidential election. Why? Because Laporta, who’s been around since March 2021, is back for more drama! Messi’s busy in Miami, folks! He left for PSG in tears, and now he’s skipping the election. It’s sad, folks, very sad!