Canada's Hilarious Prep for a US Invasion That Won't Happen

Okay, so Prime Minister Carney just threw down the gauntlet about Canada getting ready for a totally bonkers US invasion that’s, like, super unlikely? But the vibes are off because Canadians are low-key losing it, thinking it’s a real thing. Meanwhile, military brains are like, chill, we’ve got NATO and NORAD on speed dial. Classic Canada, always watching their back, right?