European Markets in a Tizzy as Hormuz Talks Heat Up

European markets are a complete mess! Investors are sweating bullets over US-Iran talks about the Strait of Hormuz. The Stoxx Europe 600 index barely budged, up just 0.1%. A plan to let ships sail toll-free for 60 days? What are you? An idiot sandwich? Novo Nordisk flopped despite a legal win, while Ryanair is soaring high with traffic. Get it together, markets!