Gas Prices Soar: Valero and Starbucks Dominate the Market

Listen up! In spring 2026, gas prices soared to $4.50 a gallon because of Middle Eastern chaos. They dipped to $3.78, then bounced back like a deflated soufflé! Valero's stock skyrocketed 74%, while Starbucks flaunted a $110 billion cap. Get ready, coffee lovers—this is your moment, or you're just an idiot sandwich!