Gold Blasts Past $4,400 Like a Perfectly Cooked Dish

Gold just blasted past $4,400 like a soufflé that’s risen perfectly! After a little dip, it’s back up over 1% thanks to U.S. inflation data that’s less terrifying than a raw chicken. The Fed’s not going to butcher rates anymore, and traders are finally cooking with gas. Even with chaos in the Strait of Hormuz, gold’s shining like a Michelin star dish. Get it together, traders!