Imran Khan's Supporters Fire Up Long March to Islamabad

Listen up, you donut! Imran Khan's gang has launched a ‘long march’ to Islamabad after talks went belly-up. Starting from Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, they’re rolling in like a bunch of clowns! The government’s blocking routes like a chef tossing out a burnt dish. Khan’s been stuck in jail since August, and his legal team says the charges are as dodgy as a stale baguette. This protest is a simmering stew of economic madness too!