Iran's Strait of Hormuz Grip Slips Like a Soggy Biscuit

Listen up, you muppets! Iran's grip on the Strait of Hormuz is slipping faster than a soggy biscuit! This once-glorious oil route is losing its shine as the world learns to whip up energy without it. O'Donnell says 14-15 million barrels a day? Who needs that rubbish? With Trump ready to throw a tantrum, Iran's maritime might is looking more like a burnt soufflé. Adapt or get out of the kitchen!