RBI Chief Malhotra: India's Economy Is Strong, Don't Get Cocky

Listen up, you clueless muppets! At the 5th Kautilya Economic Conclave, RBI Chief Sanjay Malhotra laid it down: India’s economy is solid but don’t get cocky! Cyber threats are creeping in like a burnt soufflé, and geopolitical chaos is a disaster waiting to happen. We need sharp policies and resilience, or you’ll end up as an idiot sandwich! Stay alert, you donkeys!