England Ki Zameen Ban Gayi Desert, Kahan Gayi Khushhali?

Arre bhai, England ki zameen ab desert ban gayi hai! Kahan gaye wo khubsurat green fields? Ab toh sab kuch khaki ho gaya hai, jaise koi purani chudi! Kheti karne wale log bas udas hain, aur garmi itni hai ki jaanwar shade dhoond rahe hain, jaise koi bug-swatting Olympics mein audition de rahe ho! Babita ji, kya karen hum? Ajeeb hai sab kuch!