Modi Ji Indonesia Gaye, Northeast Ko Gateway Banane Ka Plan

Arre bhai, Modi ji Indonesia gaye hain! Yeh kya baat hai, Assam aur Northeast ko Eastern engagement ka gateway banane ka plan hai. Ab toh lagta hai, humara Northeast bhi international trade mein top pe aayega. Yeh sirf treaties nahi, bhai, yeh toh pura structure change hai! Daya ko bol do, ab woh garba nahi, diplomatic dance karein! Babita ji, yeh toh badi baat hai!