Oil Prices Climb as Trump Creates Iran Demand Drama

Arre bhai, oil prices are climbing like Daya's garba moves! Trump bhai ne Iran ko kuch ajeeb demands diye hain, aur sab log confuse hain! Jenga khelte khelte oil supply chain hilne wala hai! Sab log ghabra rahe hain, aur Strait of Hormuz toh ek dum khaufnaak hai! Market ki rollercoaster ride ab shuru ho gayi hai, bhai! Kya hoga, kya nahi, sabko tension hai!