Rubio Ka Drama: Hormuz Strait Sabka Hai, Koi Nahi

Arre bhai, suno! Marco Rubio bhai keh rahe hain, yeh Strait of Hormuz kisi ka nahi hai, sabka hai! Samjha? Yeh toh international waterway hai, jaise Daya ka garba, sabka hai! Oil ka ek-fifth yahan se jaata hai, aur Iran bhai gussa ho gaye hain, keh rahe hain band kar denge. Lekin US ka naval presence hai, bhai! Analysts bhi chakkar mein hain, energy markets ka kya hoga, pata nahi!