Trump Ki Hormuz Pe Total Control Ki Baat Hai Chikni Chameli

Arre bhai, Trump bolta hai, "Hum toh Strait of Hormuz pe total control hai!" Kya baat hai! Yeh oil ka rasta hai, aur ab toh Iran wale bhi ghabraye hue hain. 20% oil yahan se jaata hai, samjha kya? Investors toh bas energy prices dekh rahe hain, aur humare ghar ka bhi kya hoga? Babita Ji ka kya hoga? Sab kuch ulta-pulta lag raha hai!