Russia Ka Fuel Drama: Export Band Aur Sabko Chinta!

Arre suno suno! Russia ne fuel ka export band kar diya hai, bhai! Petrol aur aviation fuel toh gaya kaam se! Deputy PM Novak keh rahe hain, diesel bhi shayad band ho jayega, kyunki drone waale energy infrastructure ko chhed rahe hain! Refineries ko bola gaya hai, maintenance bhool jao, sirf production karo! Global market ka kya hoga, samajh nahi aa raha, Babita Ji! Yeh toh duniya ka bada drama hai!