Trump Ka Iran Drama: U.S. Debt Market Ka Chakkar Hai

Arre bhai, Trump bhai ka Iran se jhagda kya hai? Yeh toh sirf paisa bachane ka natak hai! Energy ka daam badh jayega, aur sab log U.S. dollar ki taraf bhaagenge. Lagta hai woh keh rahe hain, 'Chalo bhai, sab U.S. ke assets mein invest karo!' National security ke bajaye, yeh toh ek economic strategy hai, samjhe? Kya confusion hai, yaar!