US Air Force Ka B-52 Upgrade Ka Mazedaar Kissa

Arre bhai, suno! US Air Force ne B-52 bomber ko modernize karne ke liye $766 million ka contract diya hai! Raytheon ko radar ka paisa mila, aur Boeing ko bomb rack ki duty mili. Yeh upgrades toh B-52 ko 2040 tak kaam aayenge, nahi toh yeh toh Daya ki tarah purana ho jayega! Ab radar bhi itna precise ho gaya hai, nuclear ka kaam sambhalne ke liye. Waah bhai waah!