US Citizenship Approvals Drop Dramatically Amid Election Chaos

Arre bhai, suno toh! US mein citizenship ka kya ghoom phir ke scene hai? 2026 mein 72% kam ho gaya! Lagbhag 800,000 applications line mein hain, samjho Daya ki garba ki tarah wait karna pad raha hai! Sirf 57,697 ko approval mila, aur rejection rate bhi double ho gaya! Cuban bhai log South Florida mein soch rahe hain, ‘Kab milega vote ka chance?’ Elections aa rahe hain, aur log ghar baithe hain!