Canada's Got Its Guard Up for a US Invasion That Won't Happen

So, like, Prime Minister Mark Carney's saying, 'Hey, folks, maybe the US is thinking about invading us, but no worries!' He's just trying to keep things cool with Trump. Canadians are all like, 'What about our maple syrup?!' But military experts are like, 'Chill, it’s not happening!' It’s like keeping an eye on pizza—always a good idea!