Rubio's Athens Speech Forgets The Byzantium Snack Time

So, Marco Rubio gave a speech in Athens, right? Under the Acropolis, he was all about national pride and getting the West to find its swagger again! But wait, he totally skipped over Constantinople! Ignoring Byzantium is like forgetting to bring snacks to a movie night. We need those lessons, folks! Come on, let’s not leave history on the table!