S&P 500 Earnings Crush Expectations Like Meatballs in Sauce

Hey, listen up! So, like, 88% of S&P 500 companies just dropped their Q2 earnings, and a mind-blowing 86% totally nailed it! That’s better than a slice of pizza on a Saturday night! Even with inflation and all that heavy stuff, the market’s like, ‘I’m still here!’ Investors are feeling good, and that’s a big ol’ meatball of confidence right there!