Taiwan Feels Jilted By U.S. Like A Pizza Left Out

So, here’s the scoop! America and Taiwan were best buds, but now Taiwan’s feeling a bit jilted, ya know? Trump’s been tossing around arms like they’re party favors, and the White House forgot to invite Taiwan to the China shindig! If the next president wants to keep the peace, they better send some love signals, or things could get a little dicey in the Taiwan Strait, capisce?