Turnbull's Goofy Take on AUKUS Submarine Shenanigans

So, like, former Aussie PM Malcolm Turnbull is totally losing it over this AUKUS deal! He thinks waiting for US subs is, like, 'stark, raving bonkers.' It’s supposed to beef up Australia’s navy against China, but can the UK even pull it off? With all this political drama, it’s like a soap opera with submarines! Who knew naval stuff could be this wild?