Beijing Casts Spell of Denial on Missile Trade Rumors

In a dazzling display of magical diplomacy, the Great Dragon of Beijing has cast a powerful spell of denial against rumors of trading enchanted missiles with the sorcerers of Tehran. This spellbinding rebuttal emerges amidst swirling geopolitical tempests in the Middle East, as China seeks to assure its mystical allies of its commitment to the ancient laws of arms control and harmony in this enchanted realm.