China and India Have a Big Meeting on Borders and Friendship

Folks, in Beijing, we had the 25th meeting—can you believe it?—between China and India. Wang Yi, a total powerhouse, and Ajit Doval, a real tough guy, discussed their border issues. They claim they want peace, but we all know it’s about power! They’re trying to play nice, folks, keeping it diplomatic—no territory gifts yet. But nobody does partnerships like these two giants!