Congo Mein Ebola Ka Hungama: 1,003 Cases Aur 254 Gaye

Arre suno, Congo mein Ebola ka hungama hai! 1,003 logon ko yeh bhoot pakad liya hai, aur 254 toh chale gaye! Ituri province mein yeh drama 15 May ko shuru hua. 100 log theek bhi hue hain, par patient zero ka pata nahi hai. 35,000 logon ka trace karna hai, samjhe kya? Lagta hai sabko yeh virus thoda zyada funny lag raha hai!