Arre bhai, monsoon aaya, fever aaya, par antibiotic nahi! Doctors keh rahe hain, fever sirf ek symptom hai, samjha kya? Bacteria ke liye antibiotic hai, viral infection ke liye nahi! Khud se mat khelo, doctor se poochho. Agar fever badh raha hai, toh jaldi se doctor ke paas jao, warna kya pata kya ho! Samjha na, Babu Bhaiya? Paani lo aur chill maaro!
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Arre bhai, suno! Har saal flu ka injection lena zaroori hai, samjha kya? Ye vaccine sirf seasonal flu se nahi, H1N1 se bhi bachata hai, jo ki swine flu hai. Delhi mein H1N1 ke cases badh rahe hain, bhai wah! Vaccine lene se immunity badhti hai, par aisa mat samjho ki vaccine le liya toh kabhi nahi hoga flu! Samjha kya, Babu Bhaiya? Doctor se milna mat bhoolna, warna serious ho jaayega!
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Arre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka chakkar hai! 1,777 logon ko swine flu ho gaya hai, samjha kya? Health department bolta hai, mask pehno, crowded jagah se door raho, aur fever ya cough ho toh doctor se milne ka time hai! Hospitals ready hain, lekin khud ka khayal rakhna zaroori hai, warna kya hoga? Samjha kya? Acha, ab dhyan rakho!
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Arre bhai, Rajnath bhaiya keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare hai aaj ka chakkar! Samjha kya? Diabetes aur heart ki bimariyan aise hi nahi hoti, dimaag se samjho! Jaldi pakdo in warning signs ko, nahi toh hospital ka kharcha badh jayega! Babu bhaiya bolte hain, paisa bachana hai toh health check-up karwa lo, samjhe? Sabko milke isko naye normal banana hai, warna sabko hospital ka chakkar lagana padega!
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Arre bhai, suno! China wale logon ne ek *smart* probiotic banaya hai, jaise chhota sa *yoghurt* jo blood sugar dekh ke khud se kaam karta hai! Ye *Gift* naam ka bacteria, jab sugar badh jaata hai, toh hormone chalu kar deta hai, jaise magic! *Ozempic* ki tarah kaam karta hai, samjhe? Aisa lagta hai jaise humari diabetes ki dawai ab chhoti si goli ya dahi se ho jayegi! Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ka cancer vaccine ka chakkar hai! Wednesday ko inhone bola ki yeh vaccine melanoma ko bhaga sakta hai, samjha? 1,137 logon ka trial hua, aur vaccine toh hai, par yeh toh tumhare khud ke cancer ko samajhta hai! Matlab, immune system ko bolte hain, bhai, yeh lo, yeh cancer hai! Kya baat hai, kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Pilots aur flight attendants ko cancer ka khatra zyada hai, samjhe? Harvard wale logon ne bola hai ki inki jaan ka khatra dusre logon se zyada hai. Flight attendants pehle number par hain, aur pilots dusre par. Cosmic radiation ka chakkar hai, jaise space se aaye particles jo unhe tang karte hain. Babu bhaiya, hawa mein udne ka bhi apna risk hai, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Chhote bachche ka iron kam hai, toh kya? Iron zaroori hai, warna chhote bachche thake thake, pale pale lagte hain. Chicken, daal, aur tofu khilao, samjhe? Agar nahi khaye toh doctor se pooch lo, samajh gaye na? Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, khana khilao, khush raho!
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Arre bhai, pehle India mein 40 saal jeena ek bada achievement tha, samjha? Ab toh log 70 saal tak jee rahe hain, jaise zindagi ki lottery jeet gaye! Lekin ab budhape ka bhi khayal rakhna padega, kyunki chronic bimariyan aa gayi hain. Healthcare aur vaccination se sab kuch badal gaya hai, samjha kya? Ab toh khud ka dhyan rakhna padega, bhai log!
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Arre suno bhai, West Bengal ka health insurance scheme aa raha hai 16 August ko! Health Minister Mukherjee bola, 1.5 crore families ko cover karne ka plan hai, samjha? 'Ayushman Diwas' banega, matlab sabko health ka chhatra milega. Hospital jaane par Aadhaar dikhao, card nahi chahiye, bas bhai! Koi bhi nahi bhaga sakta, sab log hospital ja sakte hain! Yeh scheme toh sabko khush karega, samjha na bhai?
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Arre bhai, suno! Parliament wale log keh rahe hain ki hospital ki room rates ko three-star hotel ke daam se milana chahiye. Kyunki hospital mein ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 ka room hai, aur hotel mein sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Babu Bhaiya ka kehna hai, "Agar aisa hi chalega, toh hum toh hospital mein rehne lag jayenge!" Samjhe na? Yeh sab toh zaroori hai, warna hospital ka bill dekh ke sabka dil kharab ho jayega!
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Arre bhai, kya baat hai! Ek naya study bola hai ki Covid-19 ki wajah se body mein chhupay huye virus, jaise Epstein-Barr aur Cytomegalovirus, party shuru kar dete hain! Yeh sab hospital mein hospitalized patients par dekha gaya hai, samjha? Matlab, jab Covid ka bhoot aata hai, toh yeh chhote bhai log bhi nikal padte hain! Kya confusion hai yaar!
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Arre bhai, Maharashtra ke doctors ka chakkar hai! Yeh CCMP registration ka drama hai, samjha kya? Homoeopathy wale bhai log keh rahe hain, 'Hum bhi dawai denge!' Lekin asli doctors bol rahe hain, 'Arre, yeh kya mix kar rahe ho?' Bombay High Court ne bola, 'Chalo bhai, strike band karo!' Lekin asli sawaal hai, kya yeh homoeopathy waale doctors asli dawai de sakte hain ya nahi? Yeh toh abhi dekhna hai, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai, samjha? Sarkar ne Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein team bheji hai, kyunki bachche logon ko dikkat ho rahi hai! 35 cases aur 22 bacche chale gaye, samjha? Yeh team toh sab kuch check karegi — jaise fever, headache, aur sab kuch! Ab toh insect spray aur mosquito nets ka zamaana hai, nahi toh sabko hospital bhejna padega, samjha kya? Babu bhaiya, yeh sab sunke toh dil ka haal kharab ho gaya!
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Arre suno bhaiyo aur behno! Union government ne bola ki NFHS-6 ke fact sheets mein kuch indicators nahi hain, kyunki Technical Advisory Committee ne yeh decide kiya hai. Samjho, agar data alag-alag jagah hoga toh sab kuch ulta-pulta ho jayega! Aur anaemia ki baat, woh toh alag survey se liya gaya hai, kyunki testing mein maza hi alag hai, samjhe kya? Babu Bhaiya ka survey bhi kar lo, sab clear ho jayega!
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Arre bhai, 3 August ko India ne ek zabardast organ donation portal launch kiya! Ab sab kuch digital hai, jaise hospital aur state records ek hi jagah pe! Babu Bhaiya ka kehna hai, 'Angdaan Karo, Jug Jug Jiyo' ka slogan toh aisa hai ki sabko samajh aa jaye! Lekin bhai, organs ki kami hai, aur states alag alag rules follow kar rahe hain. Kya confusion hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, suno! US mein *cyclospora* ka bada chakkar hai! Michigan ne bola hai, log beemar ho gaye hain, aur Taco Bell ka lettuce bhi isme shamil hai! 18,000 logon ko chakkar aaya hai, salad khane se nahi, par ye chhoti si parasite se! Ab sabko wash karna padega, par bhai, ye parasite kaise aata hai, samjha nahi! Babu bhaiya ka kya karein!
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Arre bhai, kaam toh roz ka hai, par nature ka kya? Log sochte hain, sirf hiking ya camping hi nature hai. Lekin nahi, chhoti-chhoti green spaces bhi kya kamaal karte hain! Denmark mein dekha, log lunch karte hue park se guzar rahe the, aise jaise koi natural highway ho! Thoda fresh air le lo, stress door bhaag jaayega, samjha kya? Bas chalo, chhote-chhote nature breaks le lo, aur life ko thoda chill maaro!
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Arre bhai, suno! Manipal Health ka bada IPO aa raha hai, 29 July ko! ₹9,275 crore ka dhamaka, samjha kya? Price band hai ₹560-590 aur valuation hai ₹77,607 crore, bhai! 31 July tak khul jaayega, aur anchor investors ko 28 ko mauka milega! Paisa kaise kharch hoga? 5,552 crore toh hospital ke liye, baaki sab kya hoga, samjha nahi! Babu bhaiya, kya scene hai!
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Arre bhai, hospital ka business toh aaj kal mast chal raha hai! Sab log naye beds aur naye shehron mein ja rahe hain, par profit thoda tight hai. Apollo aur Fortis toh revenue badha rahe hain, par naye hospital kholne se pehle thoda loss bhi ho raha hai. Lekin yeh sab hospitals abhi bhi zordaar growth kar rahe hain, samjha kya? Babu bhaiya, healthcare boom ka zamana hai!
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Arrey bhai, Congo mein toh badi mushkil hai! 1,000 se zyada logon ki jaan gayi hai Ebola ke chakkar mein. Log keh rahe hain, 'Vaccines kahan hai, medicine kahan hai?' Babu bhaiya, sab kuch ulta-pulta hai! Health teams ko log maar rahe hain, aur traditional burial kar rahe hain! Yeh kya ho raha hai, bhai? Lagta hai Ebola toh badi chalaki se chala gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, hunger strike kya hota hai? Sonam Wangchuk jaise log khana nahi khate, aur body kya karti hai? Pehle din glucose se chalta hai, phir fat se, aur phir muscle bhi khana shuru! Heart aur kidney bhi thak jaate hain, samjha kya? Khana khana bhi dangerous hai, refeeding syndrome! Babu bhai, khana toh khana hai, par dhyan se, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Takeda wale logon ne ek dhamakedar vaccine banaya hai, QDENGA! Yeh pehli baar hai ki India mein dengue ka vaccine aaya hai, samjhe? 4 se 60 saal ke logon ko yeh bina kisi test ke milega! Ab tak sirf machhar maarne ke liye spray karte the, ab toh vaccine bhi hai! 32 million doses baat gaye hain, ab dengue se bachne ka time hai, samjhe?
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Arre suno, Andhra Pradesh ke health minister, Satya Kumar Yadav bhai ne bola hai ki Omicron ka naya RF.5 variant aa gaya hai! Chaar samples ka test hua Kadapa se, aur Pune ki lab ne confirm kiya. Yadav bhai keh rahe hain, "Koi ghabrahat nahi, bas thoda dhyan do!" Symptoms wahi purane dost hain: khansi, fever, aur body aches. Hospitals ready hain, toh chill maaro, bhai log!
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Arre bhai, India toh duniya ka pharmacy hai, samjha? Ab hum sirf generic nahi, naya naya dawai bhi bana rahe hain! BCG ki report keh rahi hai ki private investment aur biotech startups se humari dawai ki duniya chamak rahi hai. 731 million dollars ka funding mil gaya, bhai! Lekin R&D mein paisa kam hai, samjha? Chalo, dekhte hain kya hota hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Bryan Johnson, wo jo zindagi ko 'Don't Die' kahta hai, uska stomach khud ko kha raha hai! Autoimmune gastritis hai, samjhe? Matlab, stomach ki cells ki dosti khatam ho gayi hai! Usne bola, 'Mera stomach khud ka khana kha raha hai!' Ab ye 2-5% logon ko hota hai, par kisi ko pata hi nahi chalta. Par wo keh raha hai, 'Koi baat nahi, main isko theek karne ka plan bana raha hoon!' Samjha kya, bhai?
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Arre bhai, West Bengal ki sarkar ne bola, eggs nahi! Ab log soch rahe hain, kya paneer aur daal se bache logon ko wahi nutrition milega? Dr. Jain bolte hain, egg mein sab kuch hai, lekin daal toh sirf daal hai, samjha kya? Aur vitamin B12 toh sirf egg mein hai, yaar! Paneer zyada fat wala hai, aur soy bhi thoda tricky hai! Egg ki kami mehsoos hogi, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! WHO keh raha hai, Europe mein garmi ka haal kuch aisa hai ki log 1300 se zyada chale gaye! 40 degree se zyada ka temperature, schools band, aur rail gaadiyan bhi garmi se pareshan! Babu Bhaiya, kya samjhaun, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho raha hai, garmi ka ye khel badh raha hai, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Jackson Labs ka license gaya, kyunki Rajasthan mein kuch badi ghatna ho gayi! Babu bhaiya, 7 auratein kaise gayi, samajh nahi aa raha! Oxytocin injection ka chakkar hai, jo ki delivery ke liye hota hai. Health Ministry ne bola, 'Inspection hua, bahut ganda hai!' Ab WHO bhi pooch raha hai, 'Kya chal raha hai, bhai?' Sab kuch samajhne ki koshish kar rahe hain, par confusion toh hai hi! Bas, ab report ka intezaar hai.
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Arre bhai, suno! Michael Jackson ka rang ud gaya, sabne socha kya fashion hai, par asli baat ye hai ki woh *vitiligo* se joojh rahe the! Har saal 25 June ko, World Vitiligo Day manate hain, taaki log samjhein ki ye koi bhayanak bimari nahi hai. Aaj Chandigarh mein badi celebration ho rahi hai, wah bhai wah!
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Arre bhai, suno! Centre ne bola, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har teen aur paanch saal mein naya registration lena padega. Yeh sab un clinics ke liye hai jo gully-gully mein khul gaye hain. Agar koi clinic reject hota hai, toh unko sunne ka mauka milega. Quality check aur safety pe dhyan dena hai, nahi toh mom-and-pop clinics ki toh watt lag jayegi! Samjha kya?
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Arre suno, Congo mein Ebola ka hungama hai! 1,003 logon ko yeh bhoot pakad liya hai, aur 254 toh chale gaye! Ituri province mein yeh drama 15 May ko shuru hua. 100 log theek bhi hue hain, par patient zero ka pata nahi hai. 35,000 logon ka trace karna hai, samjhe kya? Lagta hai sabko yeh virus thoda zyada funny lag raha hai!
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Arre bhai, suna kya? Centre ne 16 FDC dawaiyon ki bikri band kar di! Kya hai na, inka koi faayda nahi hai, sirf risk hi risk hai. Union Health Ministry keh raha hai ki public health ki raksha karni hai, samjha na? Yeh combination dawaiyan, jaise Dicyclomine aur Paracetamol, ab nahi milengi. Health toh sabse pehle hai, yaar!
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Arre bhai, 2 million bachche Neet ka re-test dene wale hain, par kuch logon ka haal toh kharab hai! Stress ka toh kya kehna, Goa se 17 saal ka ladka aur Nagpur se 18 saal ka ladka, sab keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, phir se padhai karni hai!' Yaar, mental health ka dhyan rakhna padega, warna sabka haal kharab ho jayega, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 logon ki jaan gayi! Ab samjho, 35,000 logon ko contact karna hai, par humare paas sirf 4,000 ka record hai. Babu bhai, yeh toh badi pareshani hai! Vaccine nahi hai, sirf kuch log theek hue hain. Ab kya hoga, yeh toh dekhna padega!
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Arre suno suno! Kerala ke Health Minister K Muraleedharan bola ki is saal 146 Shigella ke cases aaye hain, samjhe? June mein to 70 logon ka kya kehna! Kozhikode se sabse zyada cases aaye hain, wah bhai! Yeh Shigella kya hai? Paani aur khana khane se hota hai, samjha kya? Pathanamthitta, Palakkad aur Kasaragod mein sab chill maar rahe hain! Health ka dhyan rakho, warna kya pata kab kya ho jaye!
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Arre suno, bhai log! Ab syrup kharidne ke liye doctor ka prescription chahiye, samjhe? Government ne syrup ko exempt drugs ki list se hata diya hai, matlab bina doctor ke kehne ke, cough syrup nahi milega! Ye sab safety concerns ki wajah se ho raha hai, samjhe na? Babu Bhaiya ko toh samajh nahi aata, lekin lagta hai kuch serious hai! Chalo, chai peene chalte hain, syrup toh nahi milne wala!
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Arre bhai, Jaspal Rana bhai ka kya haal hua? 49 saal ki umar mein dil ka attack! Hospital gaye, stent daala, par dil ka haal kharab ho gaya. Doctor bola, 'Bhai, late-stage presenter hai!' Matlab, bhaiya, jaldi hospital nahi gaye toh complications ho gaye! Samjha kya? Health ka dhyan rakhna zaroori hai, nahi toh dil ka kya hoga, bhai!
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Arre bhai, stretching ka kya chakkar hai? Doctor log bolte hain pehle aur baad mein dono karna hai, par alag-alag tarike se! Pehle thoda dynamic stretching karo, jaise leg swings, warna muscles tight ho jayegi jaise mera budget! Aur baad mein static stretching, samjha? Injury se bachne ke liye thoda dhyan do, warna gym ki jagah hospital mein miloge! Toh chalo, ab stretching shuru karo!
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Arre bhai, Kerala mein toh chakkar ho gaya hai! Ek 43 saal ka bhaiyya, jiski test report positive aayi hai Nipah virus ke liye, ab hospital mein hai. Health Minister bola, 'Panic mat karo, sab theek hai,' lekin logon ko quarantine mein bhejna padega. Yeh Nipah virus toh fruit bats se aata hai, samjhe? Sabko dhyaan rakhna hai, warna sab kuch ulta-pulta ho jayega!
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Arre suno, brown sugar ko sab log healthy samajhte hain, par yeh toh white sugar ka bhai hai, samjhe? Doctor log keh rahe hain ki yeh sirf marketing ka chakkar hai. Calorie ka difference toh sirf ek chammach ka hai, jaise brown sugar mein 15 calories aur white mein 16.3! Toh bhai, sugar ka chakkar chhodo aur fruits aur sabziyaan khana shuru karo, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, coffee ki duniya mein aapka swagat hai! Filtered coffee mein wo oily cheezein nahi hoti, samjha? Lekin unfiltered mein cafestol aur kahweol ka dhamaka hai! Yeh dono cholesterol badhate hain, samjha kya? Par zyada coffee peene se kuch nahi hoga, sirf thoda dhyaan rakho, warna heart ki baatein serious ho jayengi! Babu bhaiya kehti hai, coffee ka maza lo, par dhyaan se!
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Arre bhai, suno! India ka 700 crore ka injectables ka chakkar hai. Ab Botox aur fillers pe tight rules aa rahe hain, samjha? Jo log bina license ke kaam karte the, unka game khatam! Safety pehle hai, samjha? Social media ki wajah se beauty chahiye, par ab injectables ko drug samjha jaayega. Babu Bhaiya se samjho, safety sabse zaroori hai!
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Arre bhai, NFHS-6 ka report aaya hai, par kuch cheezein gayab hain! 101 indicators toh hain, lekin 43 bhool gaye, jaise mera paisa! Anaemia aur child mortality jaise topics nahi hai, kyunki government keh raha hai, 'Arey, hum dusre survey mein dekh lenge!' Babu Bhaiya ka kya? Sab kuch alag hi hai, samjha kya? Chalo, ab kya karein, kuch toh hai na!
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Arre suno, bhai log! Covid ke chakkar mein, 55,000 cancer cases toh bhool gaye! Australia se lekar UK tak, sab lockdown mein ghoomte rahe, aur doctors ko samajh nahi aaya kya ho raha hai. Prostate cancer 24% kam ho gaya, aur breast cancer bhi 18% peeche reh gaya. Lagta hai sab log screening ko bhool gaye, jaise mujhe apne ghar ka rent yaad nahi rehta! Lekin sab theek ho jayega, thoda time lagega!
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Arre bhai, suno! India ka health survey keh raha hai ki bacche thoda sudhar rahe hain, vaccination toh badh gaya hai! Lekin, nutrition ka kya? Sirf 15.3% bacche achha khana kha rahe hain! Hospital mein delivery ka rate 90% ho gaya hai, wah bhai wah! Par breastfeeding ka scene thoda kharab hai, samjha kya? Nutrition ka kya hoga, Babu bhaiya?
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Arre bhai, garmi ka chakkar hai, samjha kya? Jab dhoondte ho thanda paani, tab blood pressure ki kahani shuru hoti hai! Garmi se low blood pressure zyada khatarnak hai, kyunki body chill karne ki koshish mein ghoomti hai. Dizziness, fainting, aur shock ho sakta hai! Toh paani peete rehna, warna garmi se ho jayega ultimatum! Medicines bhi dikkat kar sakti hain, samjha? Chill maaro aur dhyan rakho!
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Arre bhai, jab bhi silence hoti hai, sab log phone uthate hain! Lift ka wait ho ya ad break, sab phone ka chakkar chalu hai. Experts kehte hain, yeh addiction nahi, bas habit hai! Phone se instant khushi milti hai, samjha kya? Par zyada scrolling se attention span khatam ho raha hai. Babu Bhaiya kehta hai, phone ka use samajh ke karo, warna sab kuch khatam!
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Arre bhai, suno! WHO ne bola hai ki Ebola ki dawaiyan sirf clinical trials mein hi chalengi. Samjha kya? Log jo bimaar hain, unhe ye dawaiyan nahi milengi, kyunki research karna hai na! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan promising hain, par sab kuch trial mein hi chalega. Vaccine bhi aarahe hain, par sabko pehle samajhna padega ki kya chal raha hai. Samjha kya, Babu Bhaiya?
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Arre bhai, suno! Vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se logon ko thakaan aur motivation ki kami hoti hai. Ek study ne yeh bataya hai ki jab blood mein homocysteine badhta hai, toh mard log thake hue rehte hain aur auratein motivation mein thodi kamzor hoti hain. Matlab, khana khana zaroori hai, warna sab kuch thakawat mein hi chale jaayega! Babu bhaiya keh rahe hain, achha khana lo, warna thakaan se ghar ka kaam bhi nahi hoga!
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Arre bhai, monsoon aaya, fever aaya, par antibiotic nahi! Doctors keh rahe hain, fever sirf ek symptom hai, samjha kya? Bacteria ke liye antibiotic hai, viral infection ke liye nahi! Khud se mat khelo, doctor se poochho. Agar fever badh raha hai, toh jaldi se doctor ke paas jao, warna kya pata kya ho! Samjha na, Babu Bhaiya? Paani lo aur chill maaro!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Har saal flu ka injection lena zaroori hai, samjha kya? Ye vaccine sirf seasonal flu se nahi, H1N1 se bhi bachata hai, jo ki swine flu hai. Delhi mein H1N1 ke cases badh rahe hain, bhai wah! Vaccine lene se immunity badhti hai, par aisa mat samjho ki vaccine le liya toh kabhi nahi hoga flu! Samjha kya, Babu Bhaiya? Doctor se milna mat bhoolna, warna serious ho jaayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka chakkar hai! 1,777 logon ko swine flu ho gaya hai, samjha kya? Health department bolta hai, mask pehno, crowded jagah se door raho, aur fever ya cough ho toh doctor se milne ka time hai! Hospitals ready hain, lekin khud ka khayal rakhna zaroori hai, warna kya hoga? Samjha kya? Acha, ab dhyan rakho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Rajnath bhaiya keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare hai aaj ka chakkar! Samjha kya? Diabetes aur heart ki bimariyan aise hi nahi hoti, dimaag se samjho! Jaldi pakdo in warning signs ko, nahi toh hospital ka kharcha badh jayega! Babu bhaiya bolte hain, paisa bachana hai toh health check-up karwa lo, samjhe? Sabko milke isko naye normal banana hai, warna sabko hospital ka chakkar lagana padega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! China wale logon ne ek smart probiotic banaya hai, jaise chhota sa yoghurt jo blood sugar dekh ke khud se kaam karta hai! Ye Gift naam ka bacteria, jab sugar badh jaata hai, toh hormone chalu kar deta hai, jaise magic! Ozempic ki tarah kaam karta hai, samjhe? Aisa lagta hai jaise humari diabetes ki dawai ab chhoti si goli ya dahi se ho jayegi! Kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ka cancer vaccine ka chakkar hai! Wednesday ko inhone bola ki yeh vaccine melanoma ko bhaga sakta hai, samjha? 1,137 logon ka trial hua, aur vaccine toh hai, par yeh toh tumhare khud ke cancer ko samajhta hai! Matlab, immune system ko bolte hain, bhai, yeh lo, yeh cancer hai! Kya baat hai, kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Pilots aur flight attendants ko cancer ka khatra zyada hai, samjhe? Harvard wale logon ne bola hai ki inki jaan ka khatra dusre logon se zyada hai. Flight attendants pehle number par hain, aur pilots dusre par. Cosmic radiation ka chakkar hai, jaise space se aaye particles jo unhe tang karte hain. Babu bhaiya, hawa mein udne ka bhi apna risk hai, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Chhote bachche ka iron kam hai, toh kya? Iron zaroori hai, warna chhote bachche thake thake, pale pale lagte hain. Chicken, daal, aur tofu khilao, samjhe? Agar nahi khaye toh doctor se pooch lo, samajh gaye na? Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, khana khilao, khush raho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, pehle India mein 40 saal jeena ek bada achievement tha, samjha? Ab toh log 70 saal tak jee rahe hain, jaise zindagi ki lottery jeet gaye! Lekin ab budhape ka bhi khayal rakhna padega, kyunki chronic bimariyan aa gayi hain. Healthcare aur vaccination se sab kuch badal gaya hai, samjha kya? Ab toh khud ka dhyan rakhna padega, bhai log!
Read ArticleArre suno bhai, West Bengal ka health insurance scheme aa raha hai 16 August ko! Health Minister Mukherjee bola, 1.5 crore families ko cover karne ka plan hai, samjha? 'Ayushman Diwas' banega, matlab sabko health ka chhatra milega. Hospital jaane par Aadhaar dikhao, card nahi chahiye, bas bhai! Koi bhi nahi bhaga sakta, sab log hospital ja sakte hain! Yeh scheme toh sabko khush karega, samjha na bhai?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Parliament wale log keh rahe hain ki hospital ki room rates ko three-star hotel ke daam se milana chahiye. Kyunki hospital mein ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 ka room hai, aur hotel mein sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Babu Bhaiya ka kehna hai, "Agar aisa hi chalega, toh hum toh hospital mein rehne lag jayenge!" Samjhe na? Yeh sab toh zaroori hai, warna hospital ka bill dekh ke sabka dil kharab ho jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya baat hai! Ek naya study bola hai ki Covid-19 ki wajah se body mein chhupay huye virus, jaise Epstein-Barr aur Cytomegalovirus, party shuru kar dete hain! Yeh sab hospital mein hospitalized patients par dekha gaya hai, samjha? Matlab, jab Covid ka bhoot aata hai, toh yeh chhote bhai log bhi nikal padte hain! Kya confusion hai yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Maharashtra ke doctors ka chakkar hai! Yeh CCMP registration ka drama hai, samjha kya? Homoeopathy wale bhai log keh rahe hain, 'Hum bhi dawai denge!' Lekin asli doctors bol rahe hain, 'Arre, yeh kya mix kar rahe ho?' Bombay High Court ne bola, 'Chalo bhai, strike band karo!' Lekin asli sawaal hai, kya yeh homoeopathy waale doctors asli dawai de sakte hain ya nahi? Yeh toh abhi dekhna hai, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai, samjha? Sarkar ne Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein team bheji hai, kyunki bachche logon ko dikkat ho rahi hai! 35 cases aur 22 bacche chale gaye, samjha? Yeh team toh sab kuch check karegi — jaise fever, headache, aur sab kuch! Ab toh insect spray aur mosquito nets ka zamaana hai, nahi toh sabko hospital bhejna padega, samjha kya? Babu bhaiya, yeh sab sunke toh dil ka haal kharab ho gaya!
Read ArticleArre suno bhaiyo aur behno! Union government ne bola ki NFHS-6 ke fact sheets mein kuch indicators nahi hain, kyunki Technical Advisory Committee ne yeh decide kiya hai. Samjho, agar data alag-alag jagah hoga toh sab kuch ulta-pulta ho jayega! Aur anaemia ki baat, woh toh alag survey se liya gaya hai, kyunki testing mein maza hi alag hai, samjhe kya? Babu Bhaiya ka survey bhi kar lo, sab clear ho jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, 3 August ko India ne ek zabardast organ donation portal launch kiya! Ab sab kuch digital hai, jaise hospital aur state records ek hi jagah pe! Babu Bhaiya ka kehna hai, 'Angdaan Karo, Jug Jug Jiyo' ka slogan toh aisa hai ki sabko samajh aa jaye! Lekin bhai, organs ki kami hai, aur states alag alag rules follow kar rahe hain. Kya confusion hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! US mein cyclospora ka bada chakkar hai! Michigan ne bola hai, log beemar ho gaye hain, aur Taco Bell ka lettuce bhi isme shamil hai! 18,000 logon ko chakkar aaya hai, salad khane se nahi, par ye chhoti si parasite se! Ab sabko wash karna padega, par bhai, ye parasite kaise aata hai, samjha nahi! Babu bhaiya ka kya karein!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kaam toh roz ka hai, par nature ka kya? Log sochte hain, sirf hiking ya camping hi nature hai. Lekin nahi, chhoti-chhoti green spaces bhi kya kamaal karte hain! Denmark mein dekha, log lunch karte hue park se guzar rahe the, aise jaise koi natural highway ho! Thoda fresh air le lo, stress door bhaag jaayega, samjha kya? Bas chalo, chhote-chhote nature breaks le lo, aur life ko thoda chill maaro!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Manipal Health ka bada IPO aa raha hai, 29 July ko! ₹9,275 crore ka dhamaka, samjha kya? Price band hai ₹560-590 aur valuation hai ₹77,607 crore, bhai! 31 July tak khul jaayega, aur anchor investors ko 28 ko mauka milega! Paisa kaise kharch hoga? 5,552 crore toh hospital ke liye, baaki sab kya hoga, samjha nahi! Babu bhaiya, kya scene hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, hospital ka business toh aaj kal mast chal raha hai! Sab log naye beds aur naye shehron mein ja rahe hain, par profit thoda tight hai. Apollo aur Fortis toh revenue badha rahe hain, par naye hospital kholne se pehle thoda loss bhi ho raha hai. Lekin yeh sab hospitals abhi bhi zordaar growth kar rahe hain, samjha kya? Babu bhaiya, healthcare boom ka zamana hai!
Read ArticleArrey bhai, Congo mein toh badi mushkil hai! 1,000 se zyada logon ki jaan gayi hai Ebola ke chakkar mein. Log keh rahe hain, 'Vaccines kahan hai, medicine kahan hai?' Babu bhaiya, sab kuch ulta-pulta hai! Health teams ko log maar rahe hain, aur traditional burial kar rahe hain! Yeh kya ho raha hai, bhai? Lagta hai Ebola toh badi chalaki se chala gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, hunger strike kya hota hai? Sonam Wangchuk jaise log khana nahi khate, aur body kya karti hai? Pehle din glucose se chalta hai, phir fat se, aur phir muscle bhi khana shuru! Heart aur kidney bhi thak jaate hain, samjha kya? Khana khana bhi dangerous hai, refeeding syndrome! Babu bhai, khana toh khana hai, par dhyan se, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Takeda wale logon ne ek dhamakedar vaccine banaya hai, QDENGA! Yeh pehli baar hai ki India mein dengue ka vaccine aaya hai, samjhe? 4 se 60 saal ke logon ko yeh bina kisi test ke milega! Ab tak sirf machhar maarne ke liye spray karte the, ab toh vaccine bhi hai! 32 million doses baat gaye hain, ab dengue se bachne ka time hai, samjhe?
Read ArticleArre suno, Andhra Pradesh ke health minister, Satya Kumar Yadav bhai ne bola hai ki Omicron ka naya RF.5 variant aa gaya hai! Chaar samples ka test hua Kadapa se, aur Pune ki lab ne confirm kiya. Yadav bhai keh rahe hain, "Koi ghabrahat nahi, bas thoda dhyan do!" Symptoms wahi purane dost hain: khansi, fever, aur body aches. Hospitals ready hain, toh chill maaro, bhai log!
Read ArticleArre bhai, India toh duniya ka pharmacy hai, samjha? Ab hum sirf generic nahi, naya naya dawai bhi bana rahe hain! BCG ki report keh rahi hai ki private investment aur biotech startups se humari dawai ki duniya chamak rahi hai. 731 million dollars ka funding mil gaya, bhai! Lekin R&D mein paisa kam hai, samjha? Chalo, dekhte hain kya hota hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Bryan Johnson, wo jo zindagi ko 'Don't Die' kahta hai, uska stomach khud ko kha raha hai! Autoimmune gastritis hai, samjhe? Matlab, stomach ki cells ki dosti khatam ho gayi hai! Usne bola, 'Mera stomach khud ka khana kha raha hai!' Ab ye 2-5% logon ko hota hai, par kisi ko pata hi nahi chalta. Par wo keh raha hai, 'Koi baat nahi, main isko theek karne ka plan bana raha hoon!' Samjha kya, bhai?
Read ArticleArre bhai, West Bengal ki sarkar ne bola, eggs nahi! Ab log soch rahe hain, kya paneer aur daal se bache logon ko wahi nutrition milega? Dr. Jain bolte hain, egg mein sab kuch hai, lekin daal toh sirf daal hai, samjha kya? Aur vitamin B12 toh sirf egg mein hai, yaar! Paneer zyada fat wala hai, aur soy bhi thoda tricky hai! Egg ki kami mehsoos hogi, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! WHO keh raha hai, Europe mein garmi ka haal kuch aisa hai ki log 1300 se zyada chale gaye! 40 degree se zyada ka temperature, schools band, aur rail gaadiyan bhi garmi se pareshan! Babu Bhaiya, kya samjhaun, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho raha hai, garmi ka ye khel badh raha hai, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Jackson Labs ka license gaya, kyunki Rajasthan mein kuch badi ghatna ho gayi! Babu bhaiya, 7 auratein kaise gayi, samajh nahi aa raha! Oxytocin injection ka chakkar hai, jo ki delivery ke liye hota hai. Health Ministry ne bola, 'Inspection hua, bahut ganda hai!' Ab WHO bhi pooch raha hai, 'Kya chal raha hai, bhai?' Sab kuch samajhne ki koshish kar rahe hain, par confusion toh hai hi! Bas, ab report ka intezaar hai.
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Michael Jackson ka rang ud gaya, sabne socha kya fashion hai, par asli baat ye hai ki woh vitiligo se joojh rahe the! Har saal 25 June ko, World Vitiligo Day manate hain, taaki log samjhein ki ye koi bhayanak bimari nahi hai. Aaj Chandigarh mein badi celebration ho rahi hai, wah bhai wah!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Centre ne bola, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har teen aur paanch saal mein naya registration lena padega. Yeh sab un clinics ke liye hai jo gully-gully mein khul gaye hain. Agar koi clinic reject hota hai, toh unko sunne ka mauka milega. Quality check aur safety pe dhyan dena hai, nahi toh mom-and-pop clinics ki toh watt lag jayegi! Samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre suno, Congo mein Ebola ka hungama hai! 1,003 logon ko yeh bhoot pakad liya hai, aur 254 toh chale gaye! Ituri province mein yeh drama 15 May ko shuru hua. 100 log theek bhi hue hain, par patient zero ka pata nahi hai. 35,000 logon ka trace karna hai, samjhe kya? Lagta hai sabko yeh virus thoda zyada funny lag raha hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suna kya? Centre ne 16 FDC dawaiyon ki bikri band kar di! Kya hai na, inka koi faayda nahi hai, sirf risk hi risk hai. Union Health Ministry keh raha hai ki public health ki raksha karni hai, samjha na? Yeh combination dawaiyan, jaise Dicyclomine aur Paracetamol, ab nahi milengi. Health toh sabse pehle hai, yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, 2 million bachche Neet ka re-test dene wale hain, par kuch logon ka haal toh kharab hai! Stress ka toh kya kehna, Goa se 17 saal ka ladka aur Nagpur se 18 saal ka ladka, sab keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, phir se padhai karni hai!' Yaar, mental health ka dhyan rakhna padega, warna sabka haal kharab ho jayega, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 logon ki jaan gayi! Ab samjho, 35,000 logon ko contact karna hai, par humare paas sirf 4,000 ka record hai. Babu bhai, yeh toh badi pareshani hai! Vaccine nahi hai, sirf kuch log theek hue hain. Ab kya hoga, yeh toh dekhna padega!
Read ArticleArre suno suno! Kerala ke Health Minister K Muraleedharan bola ki is saal 146 Shigella ke cases aaye hain, samjhe? June mein to 70 logon ka kya kehna! Kozhikode se sabse zyada cases aaye hain, wah bhai! Yeh Shigella kya hai? Paani aur khana khane se hota hai, samjha kya? Pathanamthitta, Palakkad aur Kasaragod mein sab chill maar rahe hain! Health ka dhyan rakho, warna kya pata kab kya ho jaye!
Read ArticleArre suno, bhai log! Ab syrup kharidne ke liye doctor ka prescription chahiye, samjhe? Government ne syrup ko exempt drugs ki list se hata diya hai, matlab bina doctor ke kehne ke, cough syrup nahi milega! Ye sab safety concerns ki wajah se ho raha hai, samjhe na? Babu Bhaiya ko toh samajh nahi aata, lekin lagta hai kuch serious hai! Chalo, chai peene chalte hain, syrup toh nahi milne wala!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Jaspal Rana bhai ka kya haal hua? 49 saal ki umar mein dil ka attack! Hospital gaye, stent daala, par dil ka haal kharab ho gaya. Doctor bola, 'Bhai, late-stage presenter hai!' Matlab, bhaiya, jaldi hospital nahi gaye toh complications ho gaye! Samjha kya? Health ka dhyan rakhna zaroori hai, nahi toh dil ka kya hoga, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, stretching ka kya chakkar hai? Doctor log bolte hain pehle aur baad mein dono karna hai, par alag-alag tarike se! Pehle thoda dynamic stretching karo, jaise leg swings, warna muscles tight ho jayegi jaise mera budget! Aur baad mein static stretching, samjha? Injury se bachne ke liye thoda dhyan do, warna gym ki jagah hospital mein miloge! Toh chalo, ab stretching shuru karo!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Kerala mein toh chakkar ho gaya hai! Ek 43 saal ka bhaiyya, jiski test report positive aayi hai Nipah virus ke liye, ab hospital mein hai. Health Minister bola, 'Panic mat karo, sab theek hai,' lekin logon ko quarantine mein bhejna padega. Yeh Nipah virus toh fruit bats se aata hai, samjhe? Sabko dhyaan rakhna hai, warna sab kuch ulta-pulta ho jayega!
Read ArticleArre suno, brown sugar ko sab log healthy samajhte hain, par yeh toh white sugar ka bhai hai, samjhe? Doctor log keh rahe hain ki yeh sirf marketing ka chakkar hai. Calorie ka difference toh sirf ek chammach ka hai, jaise brown sugar mein 15 calories aur white mein 16.3! Toh bhai, sugar ka chakkar chhodo aur fruits aur sabziyaan khana shuru karo, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, coffee ki duniya mein aapka swagat hai! Filtered coffee mein wo oily cheezein nahi hoti, samjha? Lekin unfiltered mein cafestol aur kahweol ka dhamaka hai! Yeh dono cholesterol badhate hain, samjha kya? Par zyada coffee peene se kuch nahi hoga, sirf thoda dhyaan rakho, warna heart ki baatein serious ho jayengi! Babu bhaiya kehti hai, coffee ka maza lo, par dhyaan se!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ka 700 crore ka injectables ka chakkar hai. Ab Botox aur fillers pe tight rules aa rahe hain, samjha? Jo log bina license ke kaam karte the, unka game khatam! Safety pehle hai, samjha? Social media ki wajah se beauty chahiye, par ab injectables ko drug samjha jaayega. Babu Bhaiya se samjho, safety sabse zaroori hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, NFHS-6 ka report aaya hai, par kuch cheezein gayab hain! 101 indicators toh hain, lekin 43 bhool gaye, jaise mera paisa! Anaemia aur child mortality jaise topics nahi hai, kyunki government keh raha hai, 'Arey, hum dusre survey mein dekh lenge!' Babu Bhaiya ka kya? Sab kuch alag hi hai, samjha kya? Chalo, ab kya karein, kuch toh hai na!
Read ArticleArre suno, bhai log! Covid ke chakkar mein, 55,000 cancer cases toh bhool gaye! Australia se lekar UK tak, sab lockdown mein ghoomte rahe, aur doctors ko samajh nahi aaya kya ho raha hai. Prostate cancer 24% kam ho gaya, aur breast cancer bhi 18% peeche reh gaya. Lagta hai sab log screening ko bhool gaye, jaise mujhe apne ghar ka rent yaad nahi rehta! Lekin sab theek ho jayega, thoda time lagega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ka health survey keh raha hai ki bacche thoda sudhar rahe hain, vaccination toh badh gaya hai! Lekin, nutrition ka kya? Sirf 15.3% bacche achha khana kha rahe hain! Hospital mein delivery ka rate 90% ho gaya hai, wah bhai wah! Par breastfeeding ka scene thoda kharab hai, samjha kya? Nutrition ka kya hoga, Babu bhaiya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, garmi ka chakkar hai, samjha kya? Jab dhoondte ho thanda paani, tab blood pressure ki kahani shuru hoti hai! Garmi se low blood pressure zyada khatarnak hai, kyunki body chill karne ki koshish mein ghoomti hai. Dizziness, fainting, aur shock ho sakta hai! Toh paani peete rehna, warna garmi se ho jayega ultimatum! Medicines bhi dikkat kar sakti hain, samjha? Chill maaro aur dhyan rakho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, jab bhi silence hoti hai, sab log phone uthate hain! Lift ka wait ho ya ad break, sab phone ka chakkar chalu hai. Experts kehte hain, yeh addiction nahi, bas habit hai! Phone se instant khushi milti hai, samjha kya? Par zyada scrolling se attention span khatam ho raha hai. Babu Bhaiya kehta hai, phone ka use samajh ke karo, warna sab kuch khatam!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! WHO ne bola hai ki Ebola ki dawaiyan sirf clinical trials mein hi chalengi. Samjha kya? Log jo bimaar hain, unhe ye dawaiyan nahi milengi, kyunki research karna hai na! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan promising hain, par sab kuch trial mein hi chalega. Vaccine bhi aarahe hain, par sabko pehle samajhna padega ki kya chal raha hai. Samjha kya, Babu Bhaiya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se logon ko thakaan aur motivation ki kami hoti hai. Ek study ne yeh bataya hai ki jab blood mein homocysteine badhta hai, toh mard log thake hue rehte hain aur auratein motivation mein thodi kamzor hoti hain. Matlab, khana khana zaroori hai, warna sab kuch thakawat mein hi chale jaayega! Babu bhaiya keh rahe hain, achha khana lo, warna thakaan se ghar ka kaam bhi nahi hoga!
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